To the water in my spray bottle:

You will be mist.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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My wife was wanting to throw a shirt into the dryer to get the wrinkles out but she wanted to spray it with water first. She couldn’t find a spray bottle close by so she instead grabbed the iron to spray it... talk about the ultimate irony.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vonberns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I saw my daughter watering the plants with a spray bottle

I looked at her and said "You mist!". Ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniTTTy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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The spray bottle

My friend is always telling the corniest jokes, finally came up with a good one for him. He came over to this weekend and as soon as he walked in the door I sprayed him with a water spray bottle..."Ross, I mist you..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ortofon88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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Need a pun and I’m not good at them

I’m making some art about a band with three spray bottles as the singers, what are some band names? It would be cool if it was a pun about sprays or a parody of an existing band, thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joeys_Epic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My 9yo daughter was lying on the couch cuddling with our new kitten. β€œIt’s time for bed,” I said.

β€œI don’t want to get up,” she replied. β€œWill you carry me?

β€œNo,” I replied. β€œGet up and go to bed.”

β€œBut I’m too tired. Carry Me?”

β€œNo! You’re like 90 pounds now. You’re too heavy.” I said.

β€œWell then, pretend I’m the kitten,” she said and grinned.

So I picked up the squirt bottle and sprayed her in the face.

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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