A list of puns related to "Spray bottle"
You will be mist.
I looked at her and said "You mist!". Ha
My friend is always telling the corniest jokes, finally came up with a good one for him. He came over to this weekend and as soon as he walked in the door I sprayed him with a water spray bottle..."Ross, I mist you..."
Iβm making some art about a band with three spray bottles as the singers, what are some band names? It would be cool if it was a pun about sprays or a parody of an existing band, thanks
βI donβt want to get up,β she replied. βWill you carry me?
βNo,β I replied. βGet up and go to bed.β
βBut Iβm too tired. Carry Me?β
βNo! Youβre like 90 pounds now. Youβre too heavy.β I said.
βWell then, pretend Iβm the kitten,β she said and grinned.
So I picked up the squirt bottle and sprayed her in the face.
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