I once dated a girl that had a twin. . .

People always asked how I could tell them apart but it was pretty easy.

Jessica had purple fingernails, James had a dick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenFranksta
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my dad with the weather

me: " hey dad whats the weather spose to be?" dad: "sunny with high winds so its a good thing were on the ground and not in a plane"

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