It was a real culture shock.
They just didn't give a fork...
It was jarring!!!
It was a stirring tribute.
Because its non stick.
Source: my actual Dad.
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
I said I’d rather fork.
I guess I'm just knife like that.
I'll tell you ladle.
A trucker came into a Truck Stop Café and placed his order with the waitress. He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "'three flat tires' mean three pancakes; 'a pair of headlights' are two eggs sunny side up; and 'a pair of running boards' are 2 slices of crisp bacon!"
"Oh.. OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon
I complained to the owner, but even she didn’t give a fork.
That wasn't knife
But, I just don't give a fork.
He called it Mister Spork.
How very un-ladle-like!
now i'm dying inside
Invitation said to look sharp.
Fork over the cash
They were spooning
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.
I felt there was no knead
I want to be the little spoon too sometimes.
I told her to get the fork away from me.
My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.
It’s un-fork-edible.
I much prefer forking
She was the big spoon.
She says to me: "no farting allowed!"
My response: "how about a-quiet?"
edit: For those asking: "allowed" sounds like "a loud" as in a loud fart. "a quiet" would be a quiet fart ie: silent but deadly
Me: I guess you could call them little stirrers
But, I just don't give a fork.
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
