Tried starting my car this morning but it just coughed and spluttered..

I think itโ€™s got car owner virus

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sardonicuis
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 01 2020
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A Shetland pony walks into a bar...

He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.

"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"

"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rohaq
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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