Spin Puns for a web service.

We are working on a new web service where users can "spin up" new instances of a specific technology. Similar to this: http://trydrupal8.com/

We are looking for ideas on funny call to actions on the pages header. We have the following so far:

Spin me up Scotty Spin me up before you go go

I figured I would put this out there to the reddit community to see what we could come up with... :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/direct151
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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Scientists became so bored of watching the Earth spin that after 24 hours

They called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Why is a mouse when it spins?

Because the more it does the neither they can’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eekiseek123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Early scientists would watch the world spin for 24 hours...

Then they got bored and called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiteRdr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Spin class

Me: β€œHow was the gym?”

My wife (pregnant with our first): β€œIt was awesome, I did 45 minutes of spinning”

Me: β€œJeez, you must be dizzy!”

Wife: (just shakes her head in disapproval)

Is this a new joke or did I subconsciously steal it from somewhere? Also is it any good?! Am I ready to be a dad??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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You spin me white round, baby, white round
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThackerOpinions
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Man I really love how the earth spins...

It really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjx_the_mop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Sometimes we take game spin-offs for grant-ed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisismyfirstday
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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If you spin an Oriental person several times while bent down,

Will he / she be disoriented?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinoyDadInOman
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I love my local team so much I hang from the ceiling and spin around.

I'm a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Spin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOF_V2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What did Yoda say to Katuunko on his way to spin class?

Bye, king. I must go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Sometimes I lie down and spin to one side

That's just how I roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DicDacMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What's black and white and spins around?

A penguin in a washing machine.

My 4 year old came up with that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coverslide
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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cycle, gyration, reel, revolution, rotation, run, spin, trundling, turn, twirl, undulation, whirl

Synonym roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustdashgaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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A blind guy goes into the closing store, grabs his dog by the tail and begins to spin. A worker shocked by the sight asked "sir may i help you please". The guy smiles and says.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyosk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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When you spin around in an allotment...

... that's a plot twist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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If you spin an Oriental guy around and round...

Would he become disoriented?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Spin Me Round
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barthock
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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My spin class instructor said it might be difficult to get back upto speed after a few weeks off

But it’s just like riding a bike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skottagecheese
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Q: How fast does the earth spin?

A: Once a day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agile_bear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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The thing to learn from spider cannibalism is that when you spin webs, in the end

You weave what you sew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you call a strawberry that likes to spin ?

A Berry-go-round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"

The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamsesThePigeon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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Ceilings, ceilings, I'm your fan; if you can spin it, so I can! imgur.com/Zgw6pQn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miltonidiom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times,

does he become disoriented?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Too_MuchWhiskey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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My dad's spin on "Dad I'm hungry!"

"How can you be hungry you just ate yesterday?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twathammer32
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2013
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Since we're on China jokes. If you spin a China Man around fast enough...

... does he get disoriented?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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A new spin on an old classic

We are remodeling the bathroom due to mold, and long story short Nicholas wasn't allowed in his room. While in the front room he moaned as loudly as he could "I'm booooooooooooooreeeeed"; I picked up the nearest 2x4, stuck it out the door and said "Hi board, I'm plank".

I got two chuckles from the contracter and my stepdad, and an "ungh" from Nicholas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d_wootang
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2014
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"I don't know, I can spin pretty fast when I want to"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cadex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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I heard that they are filming a Star Wars spin-off series

Better call Solo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dammilo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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Dadjoking my girlfriend while she spins fiber into yarn.

Girlfriend sits down at spinning wheel to spin fiber into yarn.

"I think I'm going to spin for a while."

"Don't get dizzy."

commence groaning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gehalgod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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Dad put a new spin on his old classic...

Driving past a field of hay with the Dad. as this is the 30 billionth hay field we've passed, it goes unnoticed by me. We've already made the obligatory hey!/hay! joke. Several times.

So I was completely off-guard when he goes 'You know what the Canadians say? Eh!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theChristy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Scientists became so bored of watching the Earth spin that after 24 hours

They called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I love the way the earth spins

It just really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ra1ds4ad0w
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I love the way the world spins

It really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSalemWitch22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I love that the Earth spins

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Phoenix912
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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Scientists got so bored of watching the Earth spin

After 24 hours, they called it a day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFGClips
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I love how the earth spins

It just really makes my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firestorm2435
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I just love the way the Earth spins.

It really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pgtart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Scientists got bored watching the earth spin around.

So after 24 hours they called it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_120603
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Don't you just love how the Earth spins?

Cause it just makes my day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IoSonoFormaggio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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