At school I was always really successful at spelling bees

Other words I found much harder

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(OC) Why don’t Canadians participate in international spelling bees? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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Told my dad that only the US has spelling bees

He told me it's because England has Spelling Crickets

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What do you call a spelling bee to the death?

Spellpuku

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A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"

A teacher tackled him after the first G

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In a Spanish spelling bee for English words, the contestant is given the word β€œSocks”

The contestant spells it right and the judge replies: β€œEso si que es.

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Spelling bee or bee witched? You decide
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What do you call the cast of a spelling bee?

bee-witched

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What did the steak tell his son after he won the spelling bee?

Well-done

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Hey guys, I have created the spelling bee.
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In preparation for a spelling bee, I asked my dad to use Nor’easter in a sentence.

Santa doesn’t come on Halloween, Nor’easter.

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So US has a Spelling Bee competition.

I hope that the bee could spell 'worcestershire' correctly.

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Need A Pun Joke! Going to be in a spelling bee, need a name.

I figured who better to ask about a silly pun than the good folks over here at /r/dadjokes? I'm going to be in a spelling bee and I need a good name that matches up with a good costume theme. To give examples these are my two previous iterations:

"Punktuation" - Dressed as punk rockers

"Bee Me Up, Scotty!" - Dressed as Star Trek officers

If anyone has a good idea let me know and I will post pics from the event on October 24th. If you don't care to help then...umm...continue being dads.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: People are making some great suggestions for names, but I should have clarified that this is for a team of 3 people. So proper names are not really going to work...stick to the format I have described in this post!

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

*insert laugh track here*

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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My little Sister: What's more amazing than a talking dog?

Me: What?

Her: A spelling bee

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What competition are wizards great at?

Spelling bees

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Fun fact

Researchers have found that some insects are capable of learning human language, these insects are called spelling bees.

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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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before I was a dad

I used to teach. We did spelling bees each week. I would say the world and use it in a sentence.

Me: Aorta. Can I have an aorta of fries? Student: (groans)

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Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college...

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college. Now, Christina likes men with lots of testosterone, and her boyfriend was no exception, but the downside was, he was already losing his hair. "I would do something about it," he'd say, "but I don't know how much it would cost." One weekend they went to a student fair, and one of the campus groups was holding a couples' spelling contest. They were offering all kinds of gag items as prizes; condoms, jock straps, training bras, that sort of thing. The top prize for the winning guy was a hairpiece, valued at $100. So Christina helpfully suggested to her boyfriend, "If you won a bee with me, baby, there's a priced toupΓ©e!"

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I hear this about every time my dad gets hot or nervous.

"I'm sweating like Mike Tyson in a spelling bee".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joncargo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2013
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When I was a kid, I used to be really good at spelling bees.

But other words, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Spelling Bee

B-E-E

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What's cooler than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What’s smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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What's more impressive than a talking dog?

a spelling bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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What's more amazing than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

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What’s more amazing than a talking dog?

A Spelling Bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
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What’s smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeaneIsABanana
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What’s better than a talking dog?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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What's more impressive than a talking dog?

A spelling bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aragon10
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What's more amazing than a talking dog?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteelApple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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What's better than a talking dog?

A spelling bee

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