9 Hilarious Spectres Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

People who investigate hotel hauntings are Inn Spectre Inspectors

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👤︎ u/toph88241

📅︎ Dec 08 2021

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Spectre Gadget.

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👤︎ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog

📅︎ Dec 23 2020

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When a ghost has bad eyesight, how do you help him?

You get him fitted for spectre-cals!

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👤︎ u/PiercedGeek

📅︎ May 23 2022

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Whoever named Spectre and Meltdown sure missed an opportunity

the vulnerabilities are a real cache-22

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👤︎ u/sinembarg0

📅︎ Feb 02 2018

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What do you call ghost eyeglasses?

Spectre-cles!

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👤︎ u/CrinklyBindlewardle

📅︎ Oct 15 2021

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What do you call a ghost with an erection?

A booner.

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👤︎ u/figure85

📅︎ Apr 07 2021

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So I heard that you aren't afraid of ghosts...

That's the spirit!

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👤︎ u/hawk17557

📅︎ Jun 27 2017

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How long is the new James Bond movie?

While sitting down to watch the Blu-Ray

Him: "How long is the new James Bond movie?"

Me: "I exSpectre it will be at least two hours."

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👤︎ u/sugarplumcow

📅︎ Apr 07 2016

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What do you call a ghost at a hotel?

An inn spectre.

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👤︎ u/Greypo

📅︎ Aug 25 2013

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