I just met someone who specializes is Jurassic Era beer brewing techniques!

It was my first interaction with a PaleAleontologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YetIdisagree
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2023
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Who is the Jedi who specializes in reproductive health?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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I’m a therapist who specializes in couples counseling.

But I tell people that I’m a make up artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2022
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what do you call a doctor that specializes in necks?

A nexpert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDankFather24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2022
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My law firm specializes in grain futures contracts.

Barley Legal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2022
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I want to open a cheese shop that specializes in one type of cheese.

There will also only be a 5 minute browsing period before being kicked out. It'll be called The Brie-f Stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerGrinch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2022
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A doctor who specializes in male anatomy decides to take up weatherology, as well as weight lifting. A meaty urologist, if you will.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldSchoolSC
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2022
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What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in horses?

A veteri-neigh-rian

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2022
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What do you call a veterinarian who specializes in canines?

A Dog-tor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheemstheshibe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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My wife works in animal medicine and rolled her eyes at me. "Where does a vet who specializes in neutering live?"

A cull-de-sack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I know someone who does cartoon voiceover work and specializes in making that sound people make when they see a mouse.

They eek out a living.

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I went to a self-serve butcher shop that specializes in exotic meats.

The sign on the counter instructed everyone to elk themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saint_of_thieves
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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My friend Robert is a lawyer who specializes in helping convicted people by getting their records erased permanently. Everyone calls him...

Expunge Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoffInNC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Did you hear about the British plastic surgeon who specializes in lip enhancement?

Phil-lip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What do you call a surgeon who specializes in pigs?

A pigeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realistic_pan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call a progressive superhero that specializes in cleaning?

Libman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPeneMcgundy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What's the name of the relative who owns a shop that specializes in vintage items made from hardwood?

Aunt Teak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EM_CEE_PEEPANTS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?

a JOINT taskforce!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkeye_GG
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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A knight that's specializes in sexual positions.

Sir Cum Stances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imhereforthetacos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...

She draws flies and gnats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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The bank hired a scientist who specializes in small insects.

He’s an expert in fine ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Did you hear about the artist that specializes in painting naked women?

His name is Oliver Klosoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I'm gonna have a catering company that specializes in small plates & call it Pemdas.

Y'know, since it'll be hors d'oeuvre operations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ii_akinae_ii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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A great name for an auto body repair shop that specializes in fixing hail damage would be "The Dentist"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dataxpress
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?

Eukaryotes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spendexx
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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What kind of doctor specializes in stomach bugs?

A Gastroentomologist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewd-roth-sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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What do you call a fat doctor that specializes in urinary tracts?

A meteorologist.

Girlfriend told me to stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flipnotyk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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What do you call a male doctor who specializes in necks?

A guy-neck-ologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToothSleuth86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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