What did the Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing he was gladiator.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/itsthewendigo
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Was Spartacus upset that he had to cannibalize his wife?

No, he was gladiator ๐Ÿฝ

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thepointstudios
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What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenโ€ฆ
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Why was Spartacus' cell phone bill so high?

Because he was always Roman.

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(True story) my sister asked my dad a question in the car...

She said "who in their right mind would name their kid Spartacus?"

My dad said "not a very bright spart"

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Spartacus

What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who ate his wife?

Nothing. He was glad he ate her

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