Spartacus Puns

A list of puns related to "Spartacus"

Was Spartacus mad because the Lion ate his wife?

No. He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Was Spartacus upset that he had to cannibalize his wife?

No, he was gladiator 🍽

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepointstudios
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moltenlava16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Why was Spartacus' cell phone bill so high?

Because he was always Roman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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(True story) my sister asked my dad a question in the car...

She said "who in their right mind would name their kid Spartacus?"

My dad said "not a very bright spart"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brickshowoff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What did the Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthewendigo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing!! He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Spartacus

What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who ate his wife?

Nothing. He was glad he ate her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackofgilead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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