A list of puns related to "Smarter"
People, not so much.
Turn up the brightness.
But I don't think anything would make my Budweiser
A spelling bee.
*insert laugh track here*
... well. It made Bud wiser!
It made Bud weiser
How many dogs do you see walking in human poo?💩
They are into brain food, after all.
A customer at the local grocery store marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence.
“Tell me, what makes you so smart?” he asked the owner.
“I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” came the reply. Then, lowering his voice so the other shoppers wouldn’t hear, he continued. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.”
“You sell them here?” the customer asked.
“Only $4 apiece,” said the grocer.
The customer quickly bought three. A week later, he was back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he wasn’t any smarter.
“You didn’t eat enough,” replied the store owner, and the customer went home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he was back and this time he was really angry.
“Hey,” he said, “You’re selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2.You’re ripping me off!”
“You see?” replied the grocer.“You’re smarter already.”
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"Because it already graduated, stupid"
Or my name isn't Hugh Briss.
Two clowns are arguing whose dog is smarter:
First clown : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around, and then he takes the newspaper, unrolls it and brings it to me.
Second clown : I know
First one : How could you know?
Second one : My dog told me
It made Bud-Wiser!
it says it a facts mechine
Hope this isn't breaking any rules. If it is, I'll have to get the glue to put them back together.
(Added dad joke for good measure)
No, I didn’t know that.
There you go.
Well it made Budweiser.
but I don’t think that anything would make my budweiser
A spelling bee.
A spelling bee
A spelling bee.
A spelling bee.
Only for some people, but it sure made Bud wiser
A spelling bee.
A spelling bee.
It made Bud-Wiser
Well they made Bud wiser
A spelling bee.
It made Bud wiser.
It made bud wiser.
It made bud wiser
I don't know. But it sure made Budweiser.
Sure, it made Bud wiser!
It made my Budweiser.
Dad: Did you know that beer makes you smarter? Brother: No, how do you figure? Dad: Well, it made Bud wiser.
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