Sliminess Puns

A list of puns related to "Sliminess"

What do you call a vegetable that cooks slimy, and it is just okay, not spectacular?

Mediokra.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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♪When you're swimming and you squeal, 'cause you saw a slimy eel, that's...♪ aqua.org/-/media/Images/A…
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👤︎ u/JoahTheProtozoa
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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When I was on Naked and Afraid, I went out gathering food. I was able to find 2 small slugs to bring back to camp...

It was slimy pickings for dinner that evening.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 01 2020
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a filthy, slimy, scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other is a fish.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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