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Skinny Jeans Puns

A list of puns related to "Skinny Jeans"

What do skinny jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

Both have no Ballroom.

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👤︎ u/Head-Lab8876
📅︎ Feb 16 2023
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Grandson: Grandpa, who’s the guy with you wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast?

Granddad: That’s …my hip replacement.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 27 2022
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This morning, grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans. I asked, “Who is this guy?”

Grandpa: My hip replacement.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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As a chubby guy, I always avoid wearing skinny jeans.

I find it extremely difficult to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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My grandpa just came over to my house with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. Miffed, I questioned, “Who's this guy?” Gramps chuckled and replied, "Who, him?"

"This is my hip replacement!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 28 2020
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Skinny jeans aren't for everyone...

I personally don't think I could pull them off.

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👤︎ u/JadedByEntropy
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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I just watched a documentary on the evolution of skinny jeans.

I couldn’t get into it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?

Because it’s got a marrow waistline.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What did the classic Greek Scholar say to the fat bloke trying on skinny jeans in his boutique?

Euripides, you pay!

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👤︎ u/stevebox2345
📅︎ May 06 2019
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I used to be very thin in my youth but have put on some weight now.

I've passed on my skinny jeans to my son.

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👤︎ u/ExpertEconomy5854
📅︎ Aug 16 2022
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What kind of pants do dermatologists wear?

Skinny jeans!

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👤︎ u/salad_tongs_1
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.

I said, “Who is this guy?”

My grandfather: That’s my hip replacement.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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Why are skinny jeans like a cheap hotel?

NO BALLROOM!

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👤︎ u/Victorian_Astronaut
📅︎ May 05 2021
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Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel room....

No ballroom.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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As a chubby person, I always avoid wearing skinny jeans.

I find it very difficult to pull them off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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As a fat guy, I try to avoid wearing skinny jeans.

I find it very difficult to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No Ballroom!!!

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👤︎ u/Hammerlock01
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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