My iphone is only responding to Shirley instead of Siri.

I forgot I left it in Airplane mode.

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The sky looked a bit foreboding this morning, so I asked Siri "Surely it's not going to rain today?" Siri replied "It is, and don't call me Shirley."

I must have left my phone in Airplane mode.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Siri is dope
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Pun by Siri
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No Siri, noooo
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Siri is a dad

Me: β€œSiri, are you self-aware?

Siri: β€œWell, I’m soft-aware.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannysilver90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Say hi siri
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πŸ‘€︎ u/st11es
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Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning. I was starting to get really pissed off, and then I realized why...

I left my phone in Airplane mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Siri dropping bombs
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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I asked SIRI why I was still single.

She turned on the front camera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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"Hey Siri, what's dance-fighting?"

"It's fighting, with extra steps."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArshmanR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Siri know what’s it all about
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πŸ‘€︎ u/suisimon20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Thanks Siri...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nahmed-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Did you know they released Siri’s full name in iOS 13?

It’s Siri S. Lee. Seriously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binaryPilot84
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Siri on the iPhone is just terrible

I think she’s just phoning it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keilly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Siri isn't serious

she is sirius!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rogocraft
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I asked Siri a for Father’s Day joke:

I was washing a car with my friend, when he said, β€œcan’t you just use a sponge?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noel_Fletcher
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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My car broke down, so I said, "Siri, search for car repair"

Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Hey Siri, I'm bleeding really bad. Can you call me an ambulance?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Discount_Dracula
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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My dad and Siri

My dad just recounted me this lovely tale.

My dad's been a bit sick, this morning he went to open his phone and accidentally held the button down too long because he was coughing, then this happened:

Dad: cough blurgh cough

Siri: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that

Dad: of course not, Phone's can't get sick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rose94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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Are you Siri-ous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommaHawk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Siri makes dad jokes too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wenzela
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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Alexa, Siri, and Google walk into a bar

everyone says hey.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Oh Siri, you can be so punny at times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vincanosess
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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Who knew Siri was a dad?

http://imgur.com/lI9dWsL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freechipsandguac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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What are Siris favorite kind of chips?

Computer chips!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dfarni
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Siri told me a Father’s Day joke today

I don’t usually tell Dad jokes ... but when I do, he usually laughs.

Happy Fathers Day to the papas out there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bildo818
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Siri stopped recognising 007s voice...

"No Mr Bond I expect you to dial."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavChap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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I asked siri for a pickup line. Got a dadjoke instead

http://imgur.com/UdWSQwO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirigaya_Yuumi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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I think I was just dad joked by Siri
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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TIL in the late 2000s RIM was developing a voice interface to compete with Apple’s soon-to-be revealed Siri.

Hal-E-Berry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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Siri's name.

I was telling my dad about Siri, and how you could change its voice to be a British male. My dad asked if that made its name 'Post'. I didn't get it, but then I realized; British mail = post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DigiDuncan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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S-voice pulled this one on me (S-voice is android's version of siri)

I asked: "What is my name"

It's response was: "What? That's a weird name to have.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Half_Eyed_Worm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2014
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Asked Siri to tell me a joke and this is what she said:

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shnikez
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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Got this one from my iphone today, I think siri may be a father

The past, present, and future walked into a bar, it was tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frederickdiggory
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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My dad on siri

My dad got a new iPhone recently and has been having fights with siri. He told me this one today.

Dad : surely it won't rain today, right?

Siri: it will, and don't call me Shirley.

Dad: guess I forgot to take my phone off airplane mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esemef
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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Dad joked by Siri

A post in /r/SoftwareGore where OP didn't get it.

http://www.reddit.com/r/softwaregore/comments/2zhccz/good_job_siri/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baskandpurr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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My missus asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"

Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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This morning, Siri said, β€œDon’t call me Shirley.”

I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Just asked siri "Surely, it won't rain today?"

She replied "It certainly will, and don't call me Shirley."

Forgot i was on airplane mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philbertagain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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This morning, Siri said "Don't call me Shirley!"

I had acedentaly left it in airplane mode!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sambopulous
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Apparently Siri is a dad

http://i.imgur.com/4Atcq47.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alpieduh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2016
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