42 Hilarious Siri Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My iphone is only responding to Shirley instead of Siri.

I forgot I left it in Airplane mode.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2021

The sky looked a bit foreboding this morning, so I asked Siri "Surely it's not going to rain today?" Siri replied "It is, and don't call me Shirley."

I must have left my phone in Airplane mode.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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Siri is dope

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👤︎ u/Klutzy-Bandicoot-685

📅︎ Oct 19 2020

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Pun by Siri

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👤︎ u/Klutzy-Bandicoot-685

📅︎ Oct 17 2020

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No Siri, noooo

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👤︎ u/MSB3nnett

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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Siri is a dad

Me: “Siri, are you self-aware?

Siri: “Well, I’m soft-aware.”

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👤︎ u/dannysilver90

📅︎ Oct 10 2020

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Say hi siri

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👤︎ u/st11es

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning. I was starting to get really pissed off, and then I realized why...

I left my phone in Airplane mode

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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Siri dropping bombs

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👤︎ u/afterburners_engaged

📅︎ Oct 15 2018

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I asked SIRI why I was still single.

She turned on the front camera.

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👤︎ u/bot_10

📅︎ Oct 11 2019

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"Hey Siri, what's dance-fighting?"

"It's fighting, with extra steps."

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👤︎ u/ArshmanR

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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Siri know what’s it all about

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👤︎ u/suisimon20

📅︎ Oct 16 2018

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Thanks Siri...

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👤︎ u/nahmed-

📅︎ Feb 17 2019

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Did you know they released Siri’s full name in iOS 13?

It’s Siri S. Lee. Seriously.

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👤︎ u/binaryPilot84

📅︎ Sep 23 2019

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Siri on the iPhone is just terrible

I think she’s just phoning it in.

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👤︎ u/Keilly

📅︎ Aug 16 2019

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Siri isn't serious

she is sirius!

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👤︎ u/Rogocraft

📅︎ Jul 24 2019

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I asked Siri a for Father’s Day joke:

I was washing a car with my friend, when he said, “can’t you just use a sponge?”

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👤︎ u/Noel_Fletcher

📅︎ Jun 17 2018

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My car broke down, so I said, "Siri, search for car repair"

Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/

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👤︎ u/td941

📅︎ Jun 10 2019

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Hey Siri, I'm bleeding really bad. Can you call me an ambulance?

From now on I'll call you "An Ambulance," OK?

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👤︎ u/Discount_Dracula

📅︎ Jul 01 2017

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My dad and Siri

My dad just recounted me this lovely tale.

My dad's been a bit sick, this morning he went to open his phone and accidentally held the button down too long because he was coughing, then this happened:

Dad: cough blurgh cough

Siri: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that

Dad: of course not, Phone's can't get sick.

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👤︎ u/Rose94

📅︎ Jul 03 2014

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Are you Siri-ous

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👤︎ u/CommaHawk

📅︎ Feb 20 2018

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Siri makes dad jokes too

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👤︎ u/wenzela

📅︎ Sep 28 2013

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Alexa, Siri, and Google walk into a bar

everyone says hey.

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👤︎ u/TNCrystal

📅︎ Jan 01 2019

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Oh Siri, you can be so punny at times

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👤︎ u/vincanosess

📅︎ Dec 09 2017

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Who knew Siri was a dad?

http://imgur.com/lI9dWsL

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👤︎ u/freechipsandguac

📅︎ Jun 02 2014

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What are Siris favorite kind of chips?

Computer chips!

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👤︎ u/Dfarni

📅︎ Sep 21 2018

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Siri told me a Father’s Day joke today

I don’t usually tell Dad jokes ... but when I do, he usually laughs.

Happy Fathers Day to the papas out there!

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👤︎ u/Bildo818

📅︎ Jun 17 2018

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Siri stopped recognising 007s voice...

"No Mr Bond I expect you to dial."

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👤︎ u/GavChap

📅︎ Dec 21 2017

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I asked siri for a pickup line. Got a dadjoke instead

http://imgur.com/UdWSQwO

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👤︎ u/Kirigaya_Yuumi

📅︎ Aug 17 2015

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I think I was just dad joked by Siri

Siri, make a note of the current time

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👤︎ u/NotReallyEthicalLOL

📅︎ Jul 24 2017

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TIL in the late 2000s RIM was developing a voice interface to compete with Apple’s soon-to-be revealed Siri.

Hal-E-Berry.

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👤︎ u/Freklred

📅︎ Feb 01 2018

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Siri's name.

I was telling my dad about Siri, and how you could change its voice to be a British male. My dad asked if that made its name 'Post'. I didn't get it, but then I realized; British mail = post.

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👤︎ u/DigiDuncan

📅︎ Dec 26 2014

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S-voice pulled this one on me (S-voice is android's version of siri)

I asked: "What is my name"

It's response was: "What? That's a weird name to have.

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👤︎ u/Half_Eyed_Worm

📅︎ Mar 15 2014

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Asked Siri to tell me a joke and this is what she said:

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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👤︎ u/Shnikez

📅︎ Mar 08 2015

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Got this one from my iphone today, I think siri may be a father

The past, present, and future walked into a bar, it was tense.

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👤︎ u/frederickdiggory

📅︎ Dec 13 2013

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My dad on siri

My dad got a new iPhone recently and has been having fights with siri. He told me this one today.

Dad : surely it won't rain today, right?

Siri: it will, and don't call me Shirley.

Dad: guess I forgot to take my phone off airplane mode

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👤︎ u/esemef

📅︎ Dec 12 2013

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Dad joked by Siri

A post in /r/SoftwareGore where OP didn't get it.

http://www.reddit.com/r/softwaregore/comments/2zhccz/good_job_siri/

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👤︎ u/baskandpurr

📅︎ Mar 18 2015

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My missus asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"

Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.”

I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 28 2018

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Just asked siri "Surely, it won't rain today?"

She replied "It certainly will, and don't call me Shirley."

Forgot i was on airplane mode.

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👤︎ u/philbertagain

📅︎ Dec 15 2017

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This morning, Siri said "Don't call me Shirley!"

I had acedentaly left it in airplane mode!

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👤︎ u/Sambopulous

📅︎ Nov 25 2018

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Apparently Siri is a dad

http://i.imgur.com/4Atcq47.jpg

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👤︎ u/alpieduh

📅︎ Jan 02 2016

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