Me: βSiri, are you self-aware?
Siri: βWell, Iβm soft-aware.β
Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.
I left my phone in Airplane mode
She turned on the front camera.
"It's fighting, with extra steps."
Itβs Siri S. Lee. Seriously.
I think sheβs just phoning it in.
I was washing a car with my friend, when he said, βcanβt you just use a sponge?β
Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/
My dad just recounted me this lovely tale.
My dad's been a bit sick, this morning he went to open his phone and accidentally held the button down too long because he was coughing, then this happened:
Dad: cough blurgh cough
Siri: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that
Dad: of course not, Phone's can't get sick.
http://imgur.com/lI9dWsL
Computer chips!
I donβt usually tell Dad jokes ... but when I do, he usually laughs.
Happy Fathers Day to the papas out there!
"No Mr Bond I expect you to dial."
http://imgur.com/UdWSQwO
Hal-E-Berry.
I was telling my dad about Siri, and how you could change its voice to be a British male. My dad asked if that made its name 'Post'. I didn't get it, but then I realized; British mail = post.
I asked: "What is my name"
It's response was: "What? That's a weird name to have.
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
My dad got a new iPhone recently and has been having fights with siri. He told me this one today.
Dad : surely it won't rain today, right?
Siri: it will, and don't call me Shirley.
Dad: guess I forgot to take my phone off airplane mode
The past, present, and future walked into a bar, it was tense.
A post in /r/SoftwareGore where OP didn't get it.
http://www.reddit.com/r/softwaregore/comments/2zhccz/good_job_siri/
I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
She replied "It certainly will, and don't call me Shirley."
Forgot i was on airplane mode.
I had acedentaly left it in airplane mode!
http://i.imgur.com/4Atcq47.jpg
