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Sinners Puns

A list of puns related to "Sinners"

A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didn’t work well. The preacher told him:

Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why do sinners always have such dirty shoes?

Because their soles are unclean.

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👤︎ u/Rslashhuman
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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What does a Jamaican call a male sinner?

Cinnamon.

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👤︎ u/UhHowAboutN0
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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How to sinners get out of Hell?

They have to be SINcere to god

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👤︎ u/CemorTittiee
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Gee gee gaa gaa
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👤︎ u/hados1109
📅︎ May 09 2019
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What do you call old people in hell?

Sinner citizens!

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👤︎ u/cry_baby_27
📅︎ May 26 2020
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As part of my new religion, gluttony shall be given a penance of crunches.

Finally sinners will achieve absolution.

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👤︎ u/Dyspaereunia
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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