Sinkholes Puns

A list of puns related to "Sinkholes"

Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danbertgilbs
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2016
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Explained the cause of the FL sinkholes to my wife this morn.

Her - You know why all these houses are falling into the ground right? Me - of course! They're built on "Holy" ground.

groan....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeF4y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2014
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A sinkhole sporadically opened up in my neighborhood.

Safe to say it was pretty groundbreaking news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnifyingGlass_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2022
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A sinkhole just opened up in our high Street.

The police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Sinkhole. v.redd.it/rx8hqieqkp131
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Big_Jenga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Too late I realized the new jar of discount mayonnaise felt light. When I opened it up the pristine surface collapsed into a large air pocket.

Yes it was a sinkhole de mayo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JazzboTN
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Natural disasters can be fun too!

Back in May we were all watching a news report about sinkholes swallowing up houses and whatnot. Dad cheerfully goes, "Hey, it's sinkhole de Mayo!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgarallenpotato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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What do you call a sinkhole in May?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamETtheAlien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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what do you call a hole in the road on May 5th?

Sinkhole de Mayo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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