When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
What did sine and cos say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
Math puns are a sine of a big problem.
My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".
Sorry for going on a tangent
My trigonometry teacher was hard to follow
Always went off on tangents
Why are sine waves not cosine waves?
cos sine waves are different.
Math puns are the first sine of madness
We must have missed the warning sines.
As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.
As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
Why did you divide sine by tan?
Knee-on-sine. Made this for my punny cousin for his 30th birthday this weekend.
Crickets, but I was proud
If cosine is the denominator and sine is the numerator, what separates them?
Can my son tell me what one over the sine of an angle is called?
This guy stops in a second hand petshop looking for a last minute Christmas gift for his wife.
The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500.
The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him
“This is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.”
He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining “jingle bells” in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations..
“Rudolph” “Frosty the Snowman” “Drummer Boy” even “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” in the best impersonations he’s ever heard!
The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. “ No no honey this works watch” he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs.
“NO honey it really works watch!”
“Im going to bed, Merry Christmas” says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs.
“WAIT Honey, one more time, please!”
He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out
“CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE”
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
Why are deaf people so good at trigonometry?
Because they know sine language!
Life is like sine curve , ups and down
Ohh! Sorry I mean "sin" curve
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
A mathematician walks into a church to confess
He says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sined."
How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?
All right all right all right
I would tell you a joke about frequency...
... but people always tell me it Hertz
Math puns are
The first sine of madness!
This is definitely something my dad would say
What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?
Is it just me or are circles pointless
I just failed my trigonometry test...
It's because I don't understand sine language.
I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle
I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...
What does a deaf mathematician do to communicate?
I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...
My son's Math Teacher called him average.
Don't even get me started talking about trigonometry.
I always go off on a tangent.
My son wanted me to cosign on a loan for college...
I said, "what's your angle?"
I tried to believe my son when he said he was not stealing arcs from his geometry class...
But upon checking his backpack, all the sines were there.
I didn't think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room...
All the sines were there.
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
When my kids were young, they were obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine…
As they got older, I realized it was just a phase…
When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
Now I realize it was just a phase.
As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.
Turns out—-it was just a phase.
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