Hello all, I'm known as Cybrxkhan elsewhere and I'm the creator of the Regional Immersion and Cultural Enrichment (RICE) mod, which adds simple "Flavor Packs'' to often overlooked parts of the world (Steam link here).
In today's dev diary for RICE, I want to talk about my next update, the Tuyuhun Flavor Pack which will focus on the area around Lake Qinghai and the Tuyuhun people. While not as big as my previous Socotra Flavor Pack, it'll hopefully add flavor to this part of the world.
If youโre interested in testing out the new features, a beta version is up on RICEโs GitHub (might be a bit wonky, but it's stable). I hope to release the Tuyuhun Flavor Pack next weekend.
#Qinghaicong Horses
The subtitle of the Tuyuhun Flavor Pack is โHorsemen of the Qinghai,โ which refers to how the Tuyuhun were famed in late antiquity for breeding the so-called Qinghaicong horses in the vicinity of Lake Qinghai (said to descend from a breed of Persian horses). These horses were said to have supernatural speed and endurance. Anyhow, to represent this in-game, the counties of Fuqi and Gerqen (on either side of Qinghai) will always have a special modifier, Qinghaicong Horse Herds, which slightly increases tax and levy reinforcement for those counties.
https://i.imgur.com/EfNWxqV.jpg
In addition, owners of Fuqi and Gerqen will always have a similarly named character modifier which improves diplomacy, cavalry toughness, retreat losses, and raid speed. This modifier is lost if you lose control of the counties, so do think twice about giving these titles to a vassal! You only need one of Fuqi or Gerqen to get this modifier.
https://i.imgur.com/YI2p0RG.jpg
Another bonus of owning Fuqi or Gerqen is that you gain access to a new diplomatic interaction with other landed rulers (including your own vassals) called Gift Qinghaicong Horses. Though similar to gifting gold, besides increasing the target's opinion, it also earns you prestige and renown, and gives the target ruler a modifier for 5 years called Recently Gifted Qinghaicong Horses.
https://i.imgur.com/ASahw4J.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4lOGhym.jpg
Beware, though, as these rulers will get a modifier for 5 years that improves the quality of their cavalry, ability to retreat, and raid speed, so don't send them to s
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, โwhat is your blood type?โ
โI am probably a type Oโ said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itโs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Heโs the new temp.
And now Iโm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
