I recently decided to learn sign language...

So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt-Cowboy
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Everyone should learn sign language.

It's very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kremata
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I’m currently learning sign language.

I want to tell jokes that people have never heard!

(Sorry if this joke has been done, just heard it for the first time from a coworker and wanted to share.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaGoobergoobs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Most people told me learning sign language was a waste of time

But I find it to be a pretty handy skill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ham-cum-rewritten
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I’m glad I know sign language...

...it’s become real handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RapiDMillionairE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I've decided to learn sign language.

It's a handy way to communicate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Sign language is difficult for me to learn.

It can be quite a handful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Sign language is Punny

'Pasteurized milk' in sign language is 'Milk' Past your eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sathuna
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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How do you speak sign language?

You dont.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBooperSnooper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Why is sign language more effective than regular speech?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GassyGhoul88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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*SIGN LANGUAGE*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEMESTER_BOIIII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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The sign language post got out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManGood2002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Knowing sign language could really come in handy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KataKataBijaksana
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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So, everyone who knows what "bartender can I have one beer please" is in sign language...

Please raise your finger if you know the answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keagone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I am fluent in sign language

Stop, Speed Limit 30, No turn on red, Yield.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItzPenguato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My friend lost his hearing, so we are learning sign language together

Itβ€˜s quite handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sausage_Linksys
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Sign language fact

Did you know sign language is the least spoken language in the world?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackofharts96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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10/10 people say sign language is handy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifunniest23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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We were driving through Quebec when my wife commented on how cool it was that the highway signs were in two languages, English and French.

I said, "well, it's still all just written in sign language"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatherBeSkiing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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I'm Deaf, I teach sign language, and I hadn't heard this Helen Keller joke before.

(Technically I haven't heard any joke before, but...)

I was telling my dad about tactile sign, which is what deafblind people use to communicate. It is like signing condensed ASL with someone's hands on yours, and it is what I plan on specializing in when I am a Certified Deaf Interpreter. He brought up Helen Keller and the conversation went as follows.

Dad: "But how many people can really do that? How many people could really communicate with Helen Keller?"

Me: "Well-"

Dad: "PROBABLY JUST A HANDFUL!"

I'm borderline convinced he deafened me as an infant in hopes that someday the set up for this joke would present itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haydenkristal
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I know several jokes in sign language...

I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language

And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I know several jokes in sign language

I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I recently learned sign language

Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I know a lot of jokes in sign language...

And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xgizmobratx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language

And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I know several jokes in sign language

I guarantee no one has ever heard them before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlTHEELlama
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I know several jokes in sign language.

I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I know a few jokes in sign language

It’s always good to have a few jokes handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttttteefhuyhttfff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Sign Language

is the most unspoken language on earth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yatyas0310
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I'm really glad , I know sign language

It's pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HahaNotSoFunnycom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Nobody has ever shown up to the sign language club.

It’s too bad nobody has heard of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I think everyone should learn sign language

It's pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I think everyone should learn sign language,

it's pretty handy.

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I don't speak sign language.

Nobody does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukepeebs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Sign language is quite handy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumpkimstew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Everyone should learn sign language

it’s very handy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Sign language is really handy
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I decided to learn sign language.

It’s surprisingly very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewjhendrick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Sign language really comes in handy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprice-3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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you should learn sign language

It really comes in handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Football29gamer
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I think i should learn sign language

It’s very handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steezy96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I'm glad I know sign language.

It's pretty handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PgSuper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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I’m glad that I know sign language.

It’s pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Sign Language fact of the day.

Sign language is the least spoken language in the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackofharts96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I think I should learn sign language.

It could come in handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyrulescout
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