Sign Languages Puns

So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.

All of them.

It's very handy.

I want to tell jokes that people have never heard!

(Sorry if this joke has been done, just heard it for the first time from a coworker and wanted to share.)

But I find it to be a pretty handy skill

...it’s become real handy

It's a handy way to communicate.

It can be quite a handful.

'Pasteurized milk' in sign language is 'Milk' Past your eyes.

You dont.

Because actions speak louder than words.

Please raise your finger if you know the answer.

Stop, Speed Limit 30, No turn on red, Yield.

It‘s quite handy

Did you know sign language is the least spoken language in the world?

I said, "well, it's still all just written in sign language"

(Technically I haven't heard any joke before, but...)

I was telling my dad about tactile sign, which is what deafblind people use to communicate. It is like signing condensed ASL with someone's hands on yours, and it is what I plan on specializing in when I am a Certified Deaf Interpreter. He brought up Helen Keller and the conversation went as follows.

Dad: "But how many people can really do that? How many people could really communicate with Helen Keller?"

Me: "Well-"

Dad: "PROBABLY JUST A HANDFUL!"

I'm borderline convinced he deafened me as an infant in hopes that someday the set up for this joke would present itself.

I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.

And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.

I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.

Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard

And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.

And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.

I guarantee no one has ever heard them before

I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.

It’s always good to have a few jokes handy

is the most unspoken language on earth.

It's pretty handy

It’s too bad nobody has heard of it.

It's pretty handy

it's pretty handy.

Nobody does.

it’s very handy...

All of them.

It’s surprisingly very handy.

It really comes in handy

It’s very handy

It's pretty handy.

It’s pretty handy

Sign language is the least spoken language in the world.

It could come in handy.