A list of puns related to "Sick Day"
I said it must be my weekend immune system
The clerk responds, "yeah buddy, the lactose is free, you just pay for the milk!"
Call it a weekend immunity
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When he arrives she says “I’ve decided what I want for dinner.”
I went to the doctor he said I was missing an organ.
He’s all sorted now
“Really?” the coworker asks. “What showed you she really loved you?”
“She was just really excited to have me around,” the man replied. “Like when the mailman and FedEx guy came to the door she shouted excitedly, ‘My husband is home! My husband is home!’”
He went downhill really fast after that.
Must be a staff infection.
Reason I gave was that “I can’t SEE myself coming in to work today”
They made me take a makeup class.
He says "like everyone else, with my fingers"
I said "Hi sick-and-tired-of-all-your-lame-ass-stupid-jokes, I'm Dad."
Her: 'I feel a bit Belgian this morning.'
Me: 'What?'
Her: 'Ya know? Phlegmish!'
It's been haunting me ever since. Now anytime I make a dad-joke, rather than groaning she just responds, 'eh, still not as good as mine.'
Need to take a sick day, Woke up with a fifa and think its because of too much russian around.
Now I just call in dead
My wife came in the bedroom with soup and asked "how do you feel?" I responded "With my hands"
The missing hour just flu by!
when almost all the states are connected like a big jigsaw puzzle.
and I ended up puking my guts out. Afterwards, all I wanted to do was lay down and take a nap. The only thing I could think of was 'wow, that really took a lot out of me'.
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I said it must be my weekend immune system
I said it must be my weekend immune system
I said it must be my weekend immune system
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