Short Sighted Puns

A list of puns related to "Short Sighted"

Did you hear about the really short sighted circumcisionist ?

He got the sack.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call a short sighted Cowboy?

Squint Eastwood

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👤︎ u/timmygun
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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What happened to the short-sighted circumcisionist?

He got the sack.

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👤︎ u/xDownForwardPunchx
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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My friends ask me why do I see the world with so much negativity.

I tell them that I am short-sighted.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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My recently-blinded gf just broke up with me.

She said she couldn’t see herself being with me anymore.

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👤︎ u/m4cktheknife
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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My boss just hired someone just because they wear glasses...

...I think it was a rather short sighted decision.

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👤︎ u/PetiteJupiter8
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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Had my eyes checked...

In spite of what my wife says, I'm not so short-sighted after all.

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👤︎ u/webguy1975
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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Did you hear about the short sighted circumciser?

He got the sack.

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👤︎ u/74CK
📅︎ Jan 06 2018
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