Shellshock Puns

A list of puns related to "Shellshock"

I’ve never been more angry with my wife. She came home from the store with nothing but Crab, Lobster, and Shrimp for dinner. She knows I don’t like that stuff. She didn’t even care…

She’s extremely shellfish.

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👤︎ u/noobmoney_rs
📅︎ Oct 27 2022
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A turtle got mugged by a gang of snails. Detective Rabbit of the Wildlife police came out to take his statement. He asked the turtle, “Can you give me a description of the assailants?”

The turtle replied, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast!”

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👤︎ u/AndreT_NY
📅︎ Oct 12 2022
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