Sewage Works Puns

A list of puns related to "Sewage Works"

I know people put mud on their faces for various benefits but I saw a sign the other day that said sewage treatment works

But trust me, it doesn’t

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👤︎ u/Nymphomanius
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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As a sewage tech, I am well qualified for government work...

I have lots of experience in waste management.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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My dad used to work at the local sewage refinery

His hours were shit

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👤︎ u/psudonymtoantonym
📅︎ Oct 27 2017
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They're re-doing the sewage system around my work with a giant boring machine...

It's not very exciting.

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👤︎ u/Xerobull
📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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Working at a sewage plant must be a really crappy job.
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👤︎ u/ShotgunDogFarts
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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(X post) My sewage wasn't working very well.

It was a real drain.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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I smelled pretty badly after working at the sewage plant then working out, but went in for a hug from my wife anyway...

She gave me the stink eye as she recoiled away.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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I knew a guy who worked at a sewage treatment plant...

He’s writing a book called “The Origin of the Feces”

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👤︎ u/DarkFast
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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In my line of work you get to see some serious shit

I work at a sewage treatment plant

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👤︎ u/bewer
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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I tried to tell my dad a dad joke

My dad works at a sewage treatment plant and was talking about how he found some money so I said to him "you should spend that money quick it's dirty money" and without missing a beat he looks at me and says "but if I clean it I'll get into trouble for laundering money"

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👤︎ u/DragonSpikez
📅︎ Feb 20 2018
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