The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.

He had loco-motives

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigscarydaniel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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Where do serial killers get their equipment?

On Amazon Crime

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pwrd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?

Helen Killer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sandee13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.

Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim

Snap crackle pop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaClassyPancake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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A serial killer was after me

we were both running for my life

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/diganta15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?

He committed scentless acts of violence!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Guya763
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buttengine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers

We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MSahnger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2020
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A serial killer murders people by suffocating them with pig intestines

His media name is Wurst Case Scenario

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buttengine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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There’s this notorious serial killer that will argue with you till you die.

Patrick Debateman.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2020
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What makes a serial killer mime happy?

Mute-elation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02 2020
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A good name for a serial killer would be β€œthe Suspense”

That way when he’s killing me I could say β€œthe suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/banditk77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17 2020
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There’s a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...

Kills his victims bit by bit

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TNormus
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2020
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What do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?

A Hannibal Lecture!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2020
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not to be punny butt,,what type of waterdo serial wankers use...

hard water

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2020
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What do you call a serial killer who frequently uses puns?

Ted Pundy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WD40911
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29 2020
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Who was the most beautiful serial killer?

The Boston Strangler. Personally, I think he was breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/assafstone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2020
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What do you call a serial killer that likes to electrocute people?

A Killowat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spellspeaker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2020
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A murderer once stopped killing, became lazy, and was only enjoying life. He became a

Serial Chiller

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B0R0line
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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Convenient toilet serial number
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2019
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What happens when you get kicked out of a serial killer fan club?

You get dismembered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Asa_1191
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2020
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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.

It was Whore End Us.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beercruiser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2019
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Serial number
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GuluOne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2019
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I had a dream last night that I was hiding from a serial killer in a little room while camping.

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cdiddy579
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2019
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What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?

Kill-o-grams !

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WinterDad32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2019
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The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.

The police are saying that he’s still at large.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2019
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My beautiful new date turned out to be a serial killer.

I'm gutted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elokwins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2019
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What do you call it when a serial killer gets a meat cleaver for half price?

A killer deal

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2019
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Just found out my daughter is a serial killer...

Frosted oaks specifically

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justcurious-serious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2019
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Which way choose the serial killer?

The sociopath

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crazy_and_lazy_Daisy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2019
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Serial Killer

There once was a serial killer who only killed girls named Jenna.

He was arrested and charged with Jenna-cide.

(Wrote that this morning. I'm not proud of it at all.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FancyAndImportantMan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2016
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The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.

And so today, the french fries.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2018
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Seems there's been a lot of coverage about a serial pick-pocketer that targets little people

How could anyone stoop so low?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2019
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How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victim’s bodies?

He dissolved them in antacid.

Ba-dum… tsss!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rekabis
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2019
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I told my kids I used to be a serial killer

But these days I’m more of an oatmeal killer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kevstew26
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2019
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Did you hear about serial killer on a bike?

Yeah he was a total cycle-path

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2019
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The police in my town finally caught the serial killer known for his really bad stammer.

It’ll be a while before he completes his sentence.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2018
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Do you know about the serial killer baker?

His name's Bready Krueger

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperButtMunchBros
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2019
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Know what the best serial killer would be?

Suspense. people can say "oh no the suspense is killing me" then we both laugh before i stab them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/larrylongshiv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2020
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What do you call a serial killer that will argue with you til you die?

Patrick Debateman.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toberoni
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