What did the cat say to the serial killer?
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What do you call a Chinese serial killer?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Where do serial killers get their equipment?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A serial killer was after me
we were both running for my life
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︎ Dec 04 2020
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?
He committed scentless acts of violence!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers
We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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︎ Jan 06 2021
A serial killer murders people by suffocating them with pig intestines
His media name is Wurst Case Scenario
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Thereβs this notorious serial killer that will argue with you till you die.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
A good name for a serial killer would be βthe Suspenseβ
That way when heβs killing me I could say βthe suspense is killing meβ and we could have a great laugh before I die.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What makes a serial killer mime happy?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Thereβs a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...
Kills his victims bit by bit
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︎ May 01 2020
What do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?
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︎ Mar 19 2020
not to be punny butt,,what type of waterdo serial wankers use...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What do you call a serial killer who frequently uses puns?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Who was the most beautiful serial killer?
The Boston Strangler. Personally, I think he was breathtaking.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
What do you call a serial killer that likes to electrocute people?
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Convenient toilet serial number
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︎ Feb 13 2019
What happens when you get kicked out of a serial killer fan club?
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︎ Feb 25 2020
A murderer once stopped killing, became lazy, and was only enjoying life. He became a
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Serial number
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I had a dream last night that I was hiding from a serial killer in a little room while camping.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
The cops are warning us about a serial killer who strangles his victims using smaller and smaller T-shirts.
The police are saying that heβs still at large.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
My beautiful new date turned out to be a serial killer.
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︎ Jan 26 2019
What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What do you call it when a serial killer gets a meat cleaver for half price?
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Just found out my daughter is a serial killer...
Frosted oaks specifically
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Which way choose the serial killer?
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︎ May 28 2019
Serial Killer
There once was a serial killer who only killed girls named Jenna.
He was arrested and charged with Jenna-cide.
(Wrote that this morning. I'm not proud of it at all.)
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︎ Apr 13 2016
The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.
And so today, the french fries.
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︎ Sep 11 2018
Seems there's been a lot of coverage about a serial pick-pocketer that targets little people
How could anyone stoop so low?
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︎ Aug 23 2019
How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victimβs bodies?
He dissolved them in antacid.
Ba-dum⦠tsss!
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︎ May 11 2019
I told my kids I used to be a serial killer
But these days Iβm more of an oatmeal killer
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︎ Jan 28 2019
The police in my town finally caught the serial killer known for his really bad stammer.
Itβll be a while before he completes his sentence.
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︎ Jun 10 2018
Did you hear about serial killer on a bike?
Yeah he was a total cycle-path
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Know what the best serial killer would be?
Suspense. people can say "oh no the suspense is killing me" then we both laugh before i stab them.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What do you call a serial killer that will argue with you til you die?
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