I almost choked to death on Italian food…

…but olive

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👤︎ u/Bossk759
📅︎ Sep 18 2022
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Mum asked Dad to put the kettle on.

Of course he puts it on his head and asks how he looks. We all chuckle in a pained kind of way and Mum says "Can you turn the kettle on, dear?"

And that is when he starts chatting to the kettle, stroking it sensually. sigh.

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👤︎ u/onrv
📅︎ Feb 02 2016
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