Iām trying to convince my wife that I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
How do you get an elephant on a Segway?
Take the āSā out of seg, and take the āfā out of way
The tour guide says...
...Thank you for visiting the two-wheeled, self-balancing personal transporter museum today; I hope you had a good time. Speaking of good times, check out the food court and gift shop before you leave.
Me: That's a Segway
What is the best way to segue to another topic?
Iām not sure but always wear a helmet on your Segway
During a beautiful day at the park i pulled this on my buddy.
As we were sitting on a bench eating ice cream on this beautiful day a guy on a segway drove by. I asked my friend," hey man do you like segways?" "Yeah, i guess so..why?" "Well the other day i was reading this book..."
I have been hinting to my wife that I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she smoothly changes the topic.
