I have been hinting to my wife that I want a Segway for my birthday.

But every time I bring it up, she smoothly changes the topic.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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How do you get an elephant on a Segway?

Take the ā€˜S’ out of seg, and take the ā€˜f’ out of way

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/epicgamer17
šŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Segway joke I made on r/funny.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/iamsum1gr8
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The tour guide says...

...Thank you for visiting the two-wheeled, self-balancing personal transporter museum today; I hope you had a good time. Speaking of good times, check out the food court and gift shop before you leave.

Me: That's a Segway

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dlveazie
šŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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During a beautiful day at the park i pulled this on my buddy.

As we were sitting on a bench eating ice cream on this beautiful day a guy on a segway drove by. I asked my friend," hey man do you like segways?" "Yeah, i guess so..why?" "Well the other day i was reading this book..."

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šŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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I’m trying to convince my wife that I want a Segway for my birthday.

But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.

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šŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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