A list of puns related to "Security Screening"
True story
The setup: Going through security screening, they weigh down light objects like jackets and sweaters before putting the bins through the scanners so they don't get snagged and fall out inside the machine.
The joke: They use reams of copy paper wrapped in their inspection tape...and call them "paper weights".
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