I want a sofa and love seat, my wife wants a sectional. I say. "No way! I don't want any..."
"...sectionally transmitted diseases!"
I wrote down all of the things my wife wants me to buy from the produce section at the grocery store...
Dr. Stone comment section at its finest
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While shopping my wife stopped in the make-up section to buy concealer but couldn’t find any.
I now understand why she said it’s the best product on the market.
Saw two members of a string section of an orchestra get in a fight...
They should know violins is never the answer..
The College Board announced today that it will be dropping the essay section from the SAT.
It’ll now just be called the T.
Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was
she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
They had some nerve posting this in r/TIHI
What do gamers call doctors who perform C-sections?
The comments section is amazing
A midget stumbles out of the bar...
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
A gem I found in the YouTube comment section
After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
cow puns in the WCGW comment section
Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!
In the M section, right after mist.
Thanks HAI
Doctor: I’m sorry but I had to remove a section of your colon.
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
WATT a SHOCKING cOHMment section...
Why are the women in the Trump family called the brass section?
Because they’re Trump-ettes
Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..
It's all because of the Musk.
My school gym has a certain area set aside for people who like to be in the thick of things...
Isreal lit in the comment section
When the comment section is puntastic
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A DAD WHEN…
• you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.
• you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure you’ll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.
• you change your car’s oil exactly every 2,000 miles.
• mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.
• you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.
• your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
I thought I'd show off a section of our remote property. It's just a click away.
The comment section really took off
I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"
I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
I asked the librarian if she could show me to the self-help section
She said that would defeat the purpose
What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?
Cross section of the Milky Way
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
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