Seating Assignment Puns

A list of puns related to "Seating Assignment"

What seat number on the airplane did Nashville get assigned?

10C

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👤︎ u/CMoy1980
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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Saw Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them...

Had fantastic seats. We were assigned them.

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👤︎ u/businessmantis
📅︎ Nov 19 2016
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Dad Joke at the airport

We were about to leave for a vacation.

Flight attendant: "Sir, I'm afraid we have to move your seat assignment to accommodate a minor."

Dad: "What minor? I don't see anyone with a pickaxe."

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👤︎ u/jeb_bush_was_framed
📅︎ Apr 08 2014
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