People only trust high ranking navy sailors. for instance there's Captain Morgan rum, Captain crunch cereal.... You never see seamen crunch!
What's the difference between an argument with seamen and a popular female musician?
One's a sailors' tiff, the other's a Taylor Swift.
What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
Why are naval officers afraid of hookers?
Cause they swallow seamen
What would a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
"Aye matey!".
Two underwater teens fell in love
That’s the day the mermaid realized women and seamen don’t mix
Why are boats always given female names?
Because they’re full of seamen
Who decided to name it a ‘sperm whale’
A group of seamen
I'm not saying your new girlfriend is a whore but...
The Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen.
She was only the Admiral's daughter,
but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.
