Scotch Mint Puns

I know it’s weird but I’ve always found them so delicious, I can’t help myself.

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Most of the notes that I read are fairly intuitive. Vanilla from the casks, tobacco or vegetal notes from peat, red fruit notes from sherried scotches, etc. One thing that always surprises me is when someone mentions mint or menthol. Where does this come from?

/u/butterfliesinhereyes, /u/demyst, /u/ILikeBigAbuttals, and /u/StillUnderTheStars are recent graduates of law school and have started practicing (butterflies and ILikeBigAbuttals (If you count Canada)), passed the Universal Bar Exam (demyst), or have started practicing while awaiting bar results (StillUndertheStars).

/u/butterfliesinhereyes graduated from Law School and is special because she did not have to take the bar exam, to the envy of everyone else. She has recently had her first solo court hearing (and she was awesome).

/u/StillUndertheStars graduated a few months ago from Columbia (because of course he got into Columbia), is awaiting bar results, and recently began a corporate M&A practice in BigLaw.

/u/ILikeBigAbuttals is a Canadian attorney and recent law school graduate. I know Canada doesn't really count, but if anyone has questions directed at our Northern neighbors, I'm sure she will gladly oblige.

/u/demyst is everyone's favorite fukboi who sure as shit didn't get into a T14 law school. Between staring dreamily into Aaron Rodger's eyes and texting his best friend /u/grasshoppa1, he likes to spend his time being a yinz. Please ask him numerous questions about his love for the Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots.

/u/demyst is everyone's favorite starred user. A recent graduate, he just learned has passed the bar exam in a UBE state (!!!!!). He is currently seeking employment as an attorney. Please ask him about "God's favorite football team, the Green Bay Packers".

I’ve been taking notes from this sub and now have a wish list of polishes. So, Black Friday I finally placed my first order for 6 Holo Taco nail polishes. Cut to last night and opening the package, I remark how heavy their packaging is for such a small order. When I finally open there is not a single polish I order is in there but instead it’s 23 other beautiful nail polishes. Friends, they sent me the wrong order.

I emailed customer service because I know someone is waiting for this amazing order and I wanted to send them back if I could; it doesn’t feel right to keep something that’s isn’t yours. They told me to KEEP them and they would be sending out my order today. I’m crying and scrubbing my old nail polish off as we speak. I’m beyond happy.

It may be a small thing for them but I’ve only been back at work 6 months after 15 months off and I could only justify buying 6 right now. I feel like the universe just gave me the biggest high five! Holo Taco is my Santa this year!

Colors in my new collection: Mint Mojito, coral chaser, lemon spritzer, peach tea, cold shoulder, mint money, fake date, lavender syrup, bring me the teal, see y’all later chai, Matcha maker, butter scotch hop, one coat black, sparkling water, pink fizz, gift receipt, cheap champagne, royal tea blue, flaky holo taco, scattered holo taco, linear hollow taco, hi tea biscuits, I’m over brew

Sorry for the long post, I have a tendency to ramble! TL;DR at the end.

When I was still young and stupid, I'd just gotten out of the regular forces and started in the civilian world. However, I figured the military was still something I needed in my life, just in a smaller way, and joined the reserves. The Australian Defence Force has some pretty good terms around their reserve service, including tax-free pay and the ability to pick up extra work if I have time off, so it lined up really well with going to University.

There's an awful lot of good in the reserves and they don't get all that much credit for it. I've been in units since then where people put in hard, and they acknowledge the skill gap between regular and reserve forces, but once you deploy on operations that gap disappears. Reservists are drawn from a larger, more representative pool of society than the regular forces, usually have a higher education level, broader life experience, etc. I've seen plenty of reservists that are more motivated than those I served with in the regular forces, as they choose to turn up for each activity instead of choosing to sign up once and then everything after that point is just 'mandatory fun'.

The people I'm about to tell you about do not fall into that category.

So as a young, freshly-minted reservist with regular forces training, I was only in my new unit for a few months before we were sent on a two-week exercise. I was keen to get to know the people I was working with and see what I could do to help out, you know, try to make a good first impression. Unfortunately, that all sort of went one way.

The theory behind the exercise was that the unit was setting up a FOB that would supply an airfield with support services and protection. A small training area with an actual airfield was selected for the ex (JBAF, for those who know it), and the unit moved in and occupied.

The exercise went downhill rapidly. I'm used to the usual military circus of people not getting all the info, things going in all directions and eventually someone in charge has to use sharp words and competent NCOs to unfuck things and get the machine moving. So I patiently waited for the chaos to subside and listened for the old salts who would put things right. And I waited. And I kept waiting.

I had fortunately fallen in with some other guys with full-time experience that had been in the unit longer, and I asked them what was likely to happen next. They sighed, grabbed their ge

Recipe: https://www.seriouseats.com/vietnamese-style-chicken-meatballs-with-ginger-and-mint

Obligatory: on mobile, hope formatting is ok!

I have everything to make these except the fresh mint. Would using cilantro (fresh coriander leaves) instead be ok, or should I adjust any of the other seasonings?

Thanks for any help!

The Scene

After Rewatching The Owl House S2 episode 4 “Keeping Up A-fear-ances “

During The scene where both Lilith and King were depressed about their parental issues they were eating ice cream, I found the ice cream flavors to be hilariously cool

The flavors’ names were:

•Key Slime Pie

•Franken Berry

•Eye Cream

•Rath Berry

•Sludge Chunk

After watching that scene I began to think what other flavors could be in the TOH world.

My flavor ideas/submissions would be:

•Blue Gasp-Berry ( Blue Raspberry)

• Critter-Scotch ( Butterscotch)

•Cranky-Berry ( Cranberry )

• Crabapple Pie ( Apple Pie )

• Rotten Cream Pie ( Boston Cream Pie )

• Scum Raisin ( Rum Raisin )

•Scare-nana Cream Pie ( Banana Cream Pie )

•Mint Cuckoo Chip ( Mint Chocolate Chip )

•Buttered Demon ( Butter Pecan )

•Hex-stachio ( Pistachio)

• Spooky Road ( Rocky Road )

• Crawl-Berry Shortcake ( Strawberry Shortcake )

• Crawl-Berry Cheesecake ( strawberry Cheesecake )

• Looty Frutti ( Tutti Frutti)

• Gory-O ( Oreo )

•Spooky and Scream ( Cookies and cream); I think this would be King’s favorite.

I just want to know what other flavors could there be?

Give me your best ideas!!!!!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

We are Brother C and Sister L on a mission to eat a dish from every cuisine in the world, that’s available in the Twin Cities of Minnesota. Currently we have eaten at 0 of 78 restaurants on our cuisine checklist! To learn more about our backstory see our first post here.

How we will use the cuisine checklist: There are question marks in Sister L’s entrée column because she will make her decision the day of. After we eat at a restaurant, we will post a restaurant review including each of our ratings, pictures of each dish, and a fact we found interesting about the cuisine or culture. Every time we write a review or make any change to the cuisine checklist we will update the date/version number at the bottom.

So, I made my New Years resolution a simple one. Cut out the highly caffeinated energy drinks and limit the nightime adult beverage drink. So far, morning wise, Ive been having Tazo's English breakfast, lunch I have Harneys chocolate mint, and at night some chamomile flowers with maybe a sprinkling of valerian root.

This weekend I tried Lapsang souchong from Harneys. Omg its amazing! Im realizing I probably like smokey, malty teas. This morning when I went to make tea, I had English breakfast, feeling like lapsang souchong would maybe be wasted on a morning wake up before work?

I have a yellow tin of Au Jasmin. The cheap stuff. I like jasmine but its too bitter. It may be my brewing process. Im probably going to give the tin to a coworker.

Anywho. So I like loose tea, I think I gave a good idea of what ive been drinking and enjoying, and gave yall an idea of my tea schedule. For adult beverages i like scotch, whiskey, bourbon. (To give you flavor ideas)

What other teas (looseleaf please) would you recommend me looking into? For at night I would like something tastey but potentially decaf? Is there a chocolate herbal? How is Harneys chocolate decaf? Breakfast wise ive just been using tea bags and would like to order either a loose english, scottish or Irish. Should I branch out into Oolongs yet?

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.