What do you call a Scandinavian who does eat animal products?

Norvegan!

Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fred1840
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What did the depressed Scandinavian say ?

I wish I was never bjรถrn.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 44
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/meme_stealing_bandit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Scandinavian Joke of the Day

Holger was sawing wood in his backyard when he was approached by a salesman who said, โ€œYou know, you could be sawing twice as much wood if you got an electric saw.โ€

โ€œDat may be so,โ€ said Holger, โ€œbut I donโ€™t need twice as much wood.โ€

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/General_Hyde
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What do you call a Scandinavian device used to communicate with the dead?

A Norwegi board

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/asaptoe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
A Scandinavian farmer...

A Scandinavian farmer discovered that brewing herbs and spices and mixing it with some sugar made for an excellent and healthy way to start the day.

He called it Svede tea

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/techtornado
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 10 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What do you call a scandinavian cocaine addict?

Snjรถrt

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 17
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PolderMeneer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 29 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
You canโ€™t spell the northern most Scandinavian country without the letter โ€œRโ€.

There would be No_way.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LouieNet
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?

Harrison Fjord

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 66
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bocabeks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks โ€œI wonder if sheโ€™s from Swedenโ€ another friend says โ€œmaybe Norway?โ€ My final friend asks โ€œdo you thinks sheโ€™s Finnish?โ€

I boastfully reply โ€œI fucking hope not sheโ€™s only been on five minutesโ€

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 27
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mr-Suggs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What do Scandinavian people like to smoke?

Suede.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Overlevendeftw
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Why did the vampire like eating Scandinavians?

Because he had a Swede tooth

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 28
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cincinnatistuff
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Why can't Scandinavians cook a decent breakfast?

Their egg is a bit of a yjoke, to be honest

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DvorakWarrior
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Where did the Scandinavian marathon end?

At the Finnish line

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 67
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Are you the Scandinavian Airline? Cause youโ€™ve got some SAS.
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/issambentaieb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 19 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Did you hear about the Scandinavian who won the marathon?

It was a big Finnish

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Gorman98
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 06 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
A Scandinavian conversation with a friend. imgur.com/lUK12ry
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 93
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/necromike37
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01 2015
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Someone said Scandinavian countries sucked

I was like Norway, dude

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 17
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chelseadaggered
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08 2016
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I thought I saw Santa Claus when I pulled my Scandinavian pastry out of the oven;

turns out it was just a crisp kringle.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_Aerosaurus_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Did you know "Silent Night" is not a nativity carol, but rather a news item about a successful Scandinavian invasion of the Middle East?

"Bjรธrn is the king of Israel"

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/randombrain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Did you hear that they've been having trouble selling Beatles albums in some Scandinavian countries?

Apparently, when asked if they'd buy any of the renowned group's albums, a Swede wouldn't. But, a Norwegian would.

EDITED for geographical nomenclature.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 18
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JudithLight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26 2015
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?

Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/littleguy-3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 29 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I'd like to go on a Scandinavian river cruise

But there's Norway I could affjord it

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Para11axis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21 2016
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What did the depressed Scandinavian say?

I wish I had never been Bjorn!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 45
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What did the depressed Scandinavian man say?

I never asked to be Bjรธrn.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/P50
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.