What do you call a Scandinavian who does eat animal products?

Norvegan!

Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fred1840
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did the depressed Scandinavian say ?

I wish I was never bjΓΆrn.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Scandinavian Joke of the Day

Holger was sawing wood in his backyard when he was approached by a salesman who said, β€œYou know, you could be sawing twice as much wood if you got an electric saw.”

β€œDat may be so,” said Holger, β€œbut I don’t need twice as much wood.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/General_Hyde
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call a Scandinavian device used to communicate with the dead?

A Norwegi board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asaptoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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A Scandinavian farmer...

A Scandinavian farmer discovered that brewing herbs and spices and mixing it with some sugar made for an excellent and healthy way to start the day.

He called it Svede tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What do you call a scandinavian cocaine addict?

SnjΓΆrt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolderMeneer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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You can’t spell the northern most Scandinavian country without the letter β€œR”.

There would be No_way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LouieNet
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?

Harrison Fjord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bocabeks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks β€œI wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says β€œmaybe Norway?” My final friend asks β€œdo you thinks she’s Finnish?”

I boastfully reply β€œI fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Suggs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do Scandinavian people like to smoke?

Suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why did the vampire like eating Scandinavians?

Because he had a Swede tooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cincinnatistuff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Why can't Scandinavians cook a decent breakfast?

Their egg is a bit of a yjoke, to be honest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DvorakWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Where did the Scandinavian marathon end?

At the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Are you the Scandinavian Airline? Cause you’ve got some SAS.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/issambentaieb
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Did you hear about the Scandinavian who won the marathon?

It was a big Finnish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gorman98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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A Scandinavian conversation with a friend. imgur.com/lUK12ry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/necromike37
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2015
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Someone said Scandinavian countries sucked

I was like Norway, dude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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I thought I saw Santa Claus when I pulled my Scandinavian pastry out of the oven;

turns out it was just a crisp kringle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Aerosaurus_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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Did you know "Silent Night" is not a nativity carol, but rather a news item about a successful Scandinavian invasion of the Middle East?

"BjΓΈrn is the king of Israel"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randombrain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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Did you hear that they've been having trouble selling Beatles albums in some Scandinavian countries?

Apparently, when asked if they'd buy any of the renowned group's albums, a Swede wouldn't. But, a Norwegian would.

EDITED for geographical nomenclature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JudithLight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2015
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Why did the Scandinavians take so long to look like minerals?

Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleguy-3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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I'd like to go on a Scandinavian river cruise

But there's Norway I could affjord it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Para11axis
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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What did the depressed Scandinavian say?

I wish I had never been Bjorn!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What did the depressed Scandinavian man say?

I never asked to be BjΓΈrn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P50
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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