A list of puns related to "Scandinavians"
Norvegan!
Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey
I wish I was never bjรถrn.
Holger was sawing wood in his backyard when he was approached by a salesman who said, โYou know, you could be sawing twice as much wood if you got an electric saw.โ
โDat may be so,โ said Holger, โbut I donโt need twice as much wood.โ
A Norwegi board
A Scandinavian farmer discovered that brewing herbs and spices and mixing it with some sugar made for an excellent and healthy way to start the day.
He called it Svede tea
Snjรถrt
There would be No_way.
Harrison Fjord
I boastfully reply โI fucking hope not sheโs only been on five minutesโ
Suede.
Because he had a Swede tooth
Their egg is a bit of a yjoke, to be honest
At the Finnish line
It was a big Finnish
I was like Norway, dude
turns out it was just a crisp kringle.
"Bjรธrn is the king of Israel"
Apparently, when asked if they'd buy any of the renowned group's albums, a Swede wouldn't. But, a Norwegian would.
EDITED for geographical nomenclature.
Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last
But there's Norway I could affjord it
I wish I had never been Bjorn!
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