Scandals Puns

A list of puns related to "Scandals"

I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal.

Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal

I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal….

Elon-gate would be really drawn out.

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👤︎ u/CV_1994-SI
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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What would a huge FBI scandal be called?

Investi-gate.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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Breaking News: famous cartoon character implicated in scandal!

They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.

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👤︎ u/dashie1985
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Did you hear about the corruption scandal in the milk company?

Turns out they were skimming a bit off the top.

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👤︎ u/DrF3lix
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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If Elon Musk ever had a sex scandal, Elongate would actually be a perfect name for it
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👤︎ u/Kefasa
📅︎ Aug 01 2018
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Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat

Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it

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👤︎ u/Otto_Partzzz
📅︎ May 11 2020
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I hope Elon Musk does not get involved in any major scandal.

Because Elon-gate will go on forever.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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"DELETER OF THE FREE WORLD" - New York Post front page on the Hillary email scandal imgur.com/0BNIPzn
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👤︎ u/wazzzzah
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
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Did you hear about the citrus embezzling scandal?

They were liming their pockets.

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👤︎ u/EndlessArgument
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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Did you hear the scandal about Elon Musk's penile extension surgery?

They're calling it ElonGate.

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👤︎ u/OatsNraisin
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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How do the sisters feel about the latest sex scandal in the Catholic Church?

They're nun too pleased.

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👤︎ u/BiffMayhem
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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Did you hear about the scandal-plagued politician who insisted on taking the elevator?

He refused to step down!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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A few days ago I made a comment that if there was a scandal at a fencing company, someone'd start calling it Gategate. Today, someone kicked my gate apart.
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👤︎ u/bad_puns-good_buns
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/MrMakeItAllUp
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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I don't think Tesla Motors would ever be involved in a Watergate type scandal

Elongate is really a stretch.

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👤︎ u/_mach
📅︎ Jan 16 2018
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That whole email scandal really came back to byte Hillary in the ass.
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👤︎ u/doodoo_gumdrop
📅︎ Nov 09 2016
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After Microsoft's A.I. "Tay" became hateful/bigoted, Microsoft shut it down and took measures to avoid such scandals again in the future.

Hopefully, their future robots and A.I. will be more PC.

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👤︎ u/aahelo
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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It's a shame Aziz Ansari is dealing with a scandal from a first date

He should have known it was not the right Tom to Have her for dessert.

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👤︎ u/chileconqueso
📅︎ Jan 15 2018
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If a scandal conspired involving Musk getting bigger?

Elongate.

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👤︎ u/ImFalcon
📅︎ Feb 27 2018
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Did you hear about the toothpaste scandal?

Apparently some toothpaste companies are on Santa's naughty list. Many are calling it the Coalgate Scandal.

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👤︎ u/RawRockKills
📅︎ Jan 26 2015
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Told My Dad About The Cardinals Alleged Cheating Scandal

He said "That's Busch league!"

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👤︎ u/Master_Brewer
📅︎ Jun 16 2015
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal

I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....

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👤︎ u/OpthomacePrime
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal...

Elon-gate would be really drawn out

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👤︎ u/h_cordeiro8
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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I hope Elon Musk doesn't become involved in a scandal ...

ElonGate would be really drawn out.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a scandal.

Elongate would really stretch on.

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👤︎ u/besthingsinliferfree
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat

Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it

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👤︎ u/whygru
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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