What do you call someone without a body and a nose?
nobody nose
I had to break up with my gf with a lazy eye
She was seeing other people on the side.
A doctor was examining a patient when a nurse burst in and said, “Doctor, the Invisible Man is waiting for you in the waiting room.”
The doctor replied, “That’s a good place to wait. Tell him I can’t see him now.”
Why are there no penguins in Great-Brittain?
They are afraid of Wales.
Why did Shakespeare chew his pencils?
He wasn't sure if it was 2B or not 2B.
