What do you call a tech-savvy shovel?

An internet trowel.

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What do you call a financially savvy reptile?

An invest-o-gator

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It seems this sub isn't very tech-savvy. you could even say...

This sub doesn't COMPUTE!

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My technology-savvy Grandpa every holiday, birthday, and family get-together after my technology-challenged Grandma uses her digital camera...

"You're going to use up all the film taking so many pictures!"

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I got stung by a bee today...

£6.50 for a jar of honey? Jesus.

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The wife did a good one!

Son asked how to spell "Chocolate Rain" because he heard he should watch it on YouTube.

Wife is not internet savvy and has never heard of it. I have to explain the meme, write it down so kid can google it.

Couple of minutes later, Wife says "I really thought that googling 'Chocolate Rain' could make for a real shitstorm!"

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Out-dad joked my dad about car names the other day

My parents were visiting me, and my mom's been looking at a new vehicle, specifically a Toyota Rav4. As she's not the most tech-savvy, she got one of the paper brochures from the dealership about the features available.

Being marketing literature for a small SUV, there were plenty of pictures of people running, hiking, and being active. My dad looks at it and goes: "so is this the Toyota for runners?" I immediately said "No, that's probably the Toyota 4runner".

My mom cracked up. My dad just groaned.

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