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Sasse Puns

A list of puns related to "Sasse"

What do you call a vegan Chad?

An alfalfa male.

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👤︎ u/DuxofOregon
📅︎ Sep 13 2022
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God of Sass
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👤︎ u/_The_Marshal_
📅︎ May 06 2019
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[OC] Guess The Pun #48 - Watch the sideeye, Sass-lan... v.redd.it/nu5tipb4mjl41
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👤︎ u/monarang
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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what do you call an acid with attitude

A mean-o-acid

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👤︎ u/-Borgir
📅︎ Jun 10 2022
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Tried to sass dad, dad sasses me right back.

Mom: You really need to eat more, you're too skinny.

Dad: Don't worry about her, I had the same body when I was her age.

Me: What, you had boobs?

Dad: What, you do?

Oh my God dad.

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👤︎ u/LittleTowel
📅︎ Nov 05 2013
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I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...

She was takin' a back when taken aback!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Uncle wanted to know what I did for a living

So I said: "Business"

He asked: "What business"

"None of yours, apparently", I replied

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👤︎ u/S8nSins
📅︎ Jun 10 2022
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What do you call a lioness that back talks?

Lion-sass

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👤︎ u/Rossqbit
📅︎ Nov 20 2021
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What vegetable is rarely seen in the woods with an attitude?

A Sass-squash

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👤︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91
📅︎ Sep 21 2021
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What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?

The sass-quatch

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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