Sanitise Puns

A list of puns related to "Sanitise"

42M with toilet paper seeking female with hand sanitiser ...

... for some good clean fun

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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I once got hand sanitiser in my eyes

You have no eye-dea how much it hurts.

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👤︎ u/janissary121
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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Think about the person who invented hand sanitiser

He must be rubbing his hands together right now

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👤︎ u/chonngg
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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My dad cleaned out his car engine with sanitiser and disinfectant...

He wanted to be soaper sure it had a clean start.

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👤︎ u/Ruminino
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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