Well well well..
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What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?
I don't know but I'm getting hungry.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What do a beach Port-a-John and Spongebob have in common?
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︎ May 30 2021
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
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︎ May 12 2021
I have a friend who constantly make jokes about deserts
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︎ Mar 29 2021
*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Sandy Eggo
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︎ Jul 11 2019
If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
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︎ Oct 28 2020
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If you came here looking for an OP, you got it.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Why did the pirate have a sandy bum?
He tried to bury his booty.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
How can you tell if the Christmas crab has been to your house?
By the sandy claws tracks..... my dad just told my brothers and I that one now. Not sure if itβs been posted already
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?
It experienced pier pressure.
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︎ Aug 18 2013
What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
They both have Sandy Claws.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Hope you all will appreciate this.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Passed by a bussiness called Sandy's Cleaners
If it's so clean, why is it still sandy?
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︎ Jun 04 2015
We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.
I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.
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︎ Mar 13 2020
So all of the deserts were playing a game were they tried to steal each other, the cookies were stealing the scones and the danishes were stealing the ice cream and they were all doing it pretty badly but the pie
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What do you call waffles on the beach
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Why is the sea always irritated?
Because it has a sandy bottom.
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︎ Nov 05 2018
What do you call a tiger in the desert?
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︎ Nov 18 2018
I took my son to the beach today and now he's mad at me.
I thought he wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.
After all, I could've sworn he said his dream was to see the Sandy Eggo Commie Con
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︎ Jul 21 2018
What do a cat on the beach and Christmas have in common?
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︎ Dec 27 2015
Not a dad, but I made this up and thought you might appreciate it.
What do you call a criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?
Carmen Sandy Eggo
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︎ Aug 27 2013
My dad to my daughters this morning at breakfast....
Q: Do you know what you would have if every car in the u.s. was pink?
A: A pink carnation
Q: What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?
A: SandyClaws
Q: What do a plum and an elephant have in common?
A: They're both purple except for the elephant.
Q: Do you know how you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't... You get down from a goose.
Q: How do you if an elephant has been hiding in your fridge?
A: there are footprints in the cheesecake.
There were dozens more....
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︎ Oct 19 2013
Whatβs the worst waffle in California?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?
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︎ Jun 29 2018
What do you call a waffle at the beach?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?
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︎ Mar 28 2020
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...
You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.
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︎ Nov 10 2014
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?
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︎ Aug 20 2018
What do you call a waffle on a California beach
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︎ May 12 2018
Sun of a beach
What do you get when you drop your waffle on a beach in California?
a sandy eggo
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︎ Jul 31 2018
If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...
Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego
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︎ Mar 07 2017
Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?
Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
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︎ Jul 12 2017
What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?
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︎ Sep 12 2018
What do you call a Waffle on a California beach?
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︎ Jan 15 2015
What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?
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︎ Aug 12 2017
What do you call a waffle that falls on the beach?
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What happens when you drop and Eggo on the beach?
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