They came in search of their adopted child. They ask the bartender, “Hey, have you seen a small boy wandering around town looking lost? Sandy hair, blue eyes? He wandered off while we were catching some waves.” The bartender thinks for a second, then shakes his head and says, “Nope, sorry bros. I just clocked in, but my coworker Fred is packing up now if you wanna check with him. He’s the one with the mustache by the door.” The couple walk over to the mustached man putting on a coat getting ready to leave, and inquire the same thing from him. Fred replies, “Now that you mention it, I think he came up to the counter a little while ago looking for you guys. I told him to come back in about 20 minutes when my shift ends so I can help him look around, but that was like half an hour ago. I’ve been waiting a little while, but I was just getting ready to leave.” Suddenly, the man points behind the surfer guys and exclaims, “Here comes the son, Dude and Dude 2!”
If you came here looking for an OP, you got it.
He tried to bury his booty.
Sandy Eggo
I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.
It experienced pier pressure.
the pie takes the cake
Sandy Eggo
If it's so clean, why is it still sandy?
Because it has a sandy bottom.
You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.
Sandy-Claws
I thought he wanted to watch me drop frozen waffles along the shore and trick a bunch of communists into eating them.
After all, I could've sworn he said his dream was to see the Sandy Eggo Commie Con
Sandy claws
SandyClaws.
What do you call a criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?
Carmen Sandy Eggo
Q: Do you know what you would have if every car in the u.s. was pink? A: A pink carnation
Q: What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common? A: SandyClaws
Q: What do a plum and an elephant have in common? A: They're both purple except for the elephant.
Q: Do you know how you get down from an elephant? A: You don't... You get down from a goose.
Q: How do you if an elephant has been hiding in your fridge? A: there are footprints in the cheesecake.
There were dozens more....
On the way to the beach I asked him if he thought we were going to a sandy beach, or a rocky beach. He replied with, " A sandy beach, that's why it's called San Diego!"
The scene in the beginning where they ask Danny how the action at the beach was. I said "I guess you can say it was pretty...Sandy."
Eyerolls and groans all around, and me feeling proud of myself.
Sandy.
I went to the beach with my girlfriend, her sister, 3 of their girlfriends, and another guy yesterday. The guy kept saying he was hungry, so my girlfriend said "make a sandwich!".
He replied with "I want to, but my hands are all sandy."
I quickly shouted "why do you think they call it a Sand-Wich, dude?!"
Groans, OMG's, and looks of serious physical pain followed.
A Sandy Eggo
A Sandy Eggo.
Sandy eggo.
A Sandy Eggo!
A sandy Eggo
Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.
A sandy eggo
What do you get when you drop your waffle on a beach in California? a sandy eggo
Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego
A Sandy Eggo...
A sandy Eggo.
A Sandy Eggo
A sandy-eggo.
You get a Sandy-Eggo
