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Samurais Puns

A list of puns related to "Samurais"

How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/Them

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👤︎ u/ADoznDonuts
📅︎ Jul 21 2021
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how does an non binary samurai kill pepole..

they/them

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👤︎ u/Zealousideal_Ad5575
📅︎ May 05 2021
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How does a non-binary Samurai hurt someone?

They slash them

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👤︎ u/TheVision76
📅︎ Jun 13 2021
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What do you call it when one owl samurai wins a fight with another owl samurai?

A hoot and a half!

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👤︎ u/Madddmatforkliftroad
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?

The Akustic Guitar.

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👤︎ u/xoriatis71
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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Did you hear about that dyslexic japanese samurai?

He was so dishonored, he commited Sudoku.

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👤︎ u/draadhaai
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?

He hit him with "Ja-Pan"

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👤︎ u/Trainsylvania
📅︎ May 07 2020
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Did you ever hear about the Samurai with only a 6 inch sheathe knife who was still an effective and deadly killer?

He was a one-hilt wonder.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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How you make samurai run away?

You sho gun...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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(OC) Samurai: So you're telling me

You can kill someone by throwing this pointy metal star at them?

Ninja: shuriken.

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👤︎ u/4aronC
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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There is a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you
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👤︎ u/Bible_Bitchboy
📅︎ Nov 02 2017
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I talked my dad into watching a samurai movie by calling it the Japanese equivalent of a Western.

Dad: "So it's an Eastern."

I walked right into that one.

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👤︎ u/quodpossumus
📅︎ May 12 2017
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If a Samurai has second thoughts while performing seppuku..

Is he having a mid-knife crisis?

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👤︎ u/crayolalightblue
📅︎ Jan 12 2015
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How do samurai kill their non-binary opponents?

They/them

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👤︎ u/giggedy_giggedy1
📅︎ Jul 25 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/them

(They slash them)

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👤︎ u/PulpFriction21
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill their target?

They slash them

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👤︎ u/mosleyowl
📅︎ Jul 14 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They slash them

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👤︎ u/soniconor
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They slash them.

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👤︎ u/space-juice
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill their enemies?

They / Them

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👤︎ u/CA308209
📅︎ May 17 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/them

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👤︎ u/Farshief
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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How do non-binary samurai kill their enemies?

they/them

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👤︎ u/iamDansky
📅︎ May 12 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill their adversaries?

They / them

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👤︎ u/post-ale
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/Them

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👤︎ u/coadnamedalex
📅︎ Apr 01 2021
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

... they/them!

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👤︎ u/Sunsetsleepyboi
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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How does a non binary samurai kill people?

They/them

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👤︎ u/Responsible-End-8787
📅︎ May 03 2021
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how does an non binary samurai kill pepole

they/them

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👤︎ u/Zealousideal_Ad5575
📅︎ May 05 2021
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How does a non binary samurai kill someone?

They / Them

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👤︎ u/Chjfu
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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