4 Hilarious Russian Army Puns - Punstoppable 😜

What did the Russian army say while performing training exercises?

Is not Ukrainian border, is our-krainian border!

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👤︎ u/BluShirtGuy

📅︎ Mar 09 2022

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Where do Russians keep their Armies?

Up their Sleevies

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👤︎ u/chris1984ad

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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Please help me with Puns related to Russian Leaders (and Roller Derby)

I am working on a set of signs for a roller derby bout. the team theme is russian army and I am trying to make propaganda like signs for each of the big russian leaders from the past.

I have:

Quit Stalin, Bring on the Derby

Putin on the Hits

Looking for some for:

-Vladimir Lenin

-Leonid Brezhnev

-Nikita Khrushchev

-Mikhail Gorbachev

Anyone got anything?

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👤︎ u/jimdier

📅︎ Feb 12 2014

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Where do Russians keep their armies?

In their sleevies.

I'll leave now

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👤︎ u/hypamike11

📅︎ Jun 21 2014

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