Rumours Puns

A list of puns related to "Rumours"

There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?

They Tide!

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👤︎ u/ISimbaI
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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Did you hear the rumour about butter?

Well,I’m not gonna spread it

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👤︎ u/NicJ20
📅︎ May 09 2020
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I heard a rumour Cadbury have created a new oriental chocolate bar..

Could be a chinese Wispa

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👤︎ u/eam2646
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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There's a rumour going around about peanut butter.

I don't want to spread it though.

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👤︎ u/Dexley
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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My missus is going round spreading rumours that I'm schizophrenic.

Well, three can play at that game.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 16 2020
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There’s been rumours that all the letters of the alphabet have been stolen apart from the 1st, 15th and 11th...

...But don’t worry! Everything is gonna be A-O-K.

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👤︎ u/Zorn07
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Have you heard the rumour about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it
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👤︎ u/DJR1000
📅︎ Oct 07 2017
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Did you hear the rumour about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it!

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👤︎ u/arwakumar
📅︎ May 26 2019
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I heard a friend spreading nasty rumours about me, so I went over furious and said...

"You discussed me!"

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Apr 03 2017
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Have you heard the rumour about butter?

Apparently it’s spreading.

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👤︎ u/Acidmarkieee
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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What do you call a rumour regarding a mask?

A masquerade

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👤︎ u/thatShanksguy09
📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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You heard the rumour about the company that makes shirts?

They folded.

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👤︎ u/alphaboi21
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Have you heard the rumour going around about butter?

Nevermind, I shouldn't be spreading it

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👤︎ u/haraldobibble
📅︎ Feb 07 2018
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Rumours are that Kim Jong-un is losing power.

Replacing him will be his brother and most senior official, Kim Jong-deux.

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👤︎ u/cfard
📅︎ Oct 06 2014
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Heard a rumour that Canadians are really nice people.

Come to find out it's Trudeau.

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👤︎ u/Nitrocloud
📅︎ Jan 16 2018
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There was a rumour about butter

But I didnt spread it

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👤︎ u/meteor678904
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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You hear the rumour going around about butter?

Actually no, I shouldn't spread it

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👤︎ u/Gamertron20000
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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You heard the rumour going round about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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👤︎ u/Alkaline_Acid
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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Have you heard the rumour about butter?

Actually, no, I shouldn’t spread it

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👤︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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