Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
I told him it’s probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster
Björk
Broooom Broooom
It's baffling.
It has a caws and effect relationship
He said "I'm going to choo choo"
I can see why he won the No peace Bell Prize
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
When do we want them? Nyoow
I look up, straight faced, and calmly reply, "yeah, we don't talk about that.."
My wife buried her face for a good minute.. I'm proud of that one.
EDIT: I showed my wife how many ppl thought this was funny and she told me to say "please don't encourage him" .. :)
But, I had to turn it down.
Mrs Claus: It's only rain dear.
Broom! Broom!
His voice is a little horse now.
I just saw an ad for a dating app before Sam Smiths, I Want Something to Die for, song. Guess that’s the after effect for using dating apps, who knew
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
Nyow!
Because a coo sticks.
The other replied, “Tiiiiimmmber!”
"I'm fine!! I'm just going through a rough patch!"
In fact they cannot stand at all.
Their P was silent.
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
She said "Sure, what volume ?"
“What do we want?”
“AIRPLANE NOISES!”
“And when do we want them?”
“NYEOOW!”
NYYYYOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
Neeeeeeow.
When do we want it
Neeeooooooow
Neeeeeeooooooowwwwww
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
