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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpazioCreativity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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My friend can't pronounce his Rs, so his butler stopped providing him with red wine.

Serves him white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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On my way in to work this morning I saw a guy who was really upset about the weather. He was so mad that he threw some punches at the light rain. - RS

I don’t think any of his punches connected. You might say he mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKOouttaSomewhere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What's a dj's favorite dipping sauce?

MARA-NARA! (marinara)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastrwill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...

It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My last joke got taken down.

Here's a mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Finally had the chance to use my favourite dad joke; got the ideal reaction

http://i.imgur.com/RsVJIte.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiftyseven
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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I am going to my Womb

Okay lets be clear this is more of a Mom joke, but it is a Dad joke of a Mom. Now that's out of the way I was over at my friend's house, his parents are pretty funny and this joke is about his parent and not mine own.

So my friend has a four year old sister and she was mad because she couldn't have soda, so she threw a four year old fit. Her dad comes up to her and tells her she can have a cup of water. She starts crying and yells "I am going to my Womb", as four year olds can't pronounce Rs. Her Mother appears from her room and screams "Hey once you're out, you're out. There is no coming back in" The Dad who was doing his poker face breaks and starts crying laughing, so does everyone else but the daughter who just looks confused. After a few seconds we calm down and she says it again and storms off, as we chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e-duncan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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Dad joked a girl I was texting.

Her: "I'm rolling my eyes at you."

Me: "That's weird. I can only roll my Rs."

It was the highlight of my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usesdirectquotes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2014
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