Rsvp Puns

Their wedding invitation for next October told me to "save the date", and rsvp yes or no.

I replied "10-4".

The only ones who didn't respond were the letters T, X and Y.

So W and Z ordered 23 catered meals: 2 for them and 21 for their guests.

The wedding was great, but there was trouble at the reception. The letter T came, even though she didn't RSVP.

When the meals were being passed out, the chef served the groom (W) and bride (Z) first, then asked everyone else to line up alphabetically to come get their prepared plates. As the last two letters approached the chef, he said "there must be a mistake. I only have one meal left." Just then, T grabbed the last meal, and rudely said to the other letter "Sucks to be U."

In hindsight, RSVP-ing “Maybe next time” wasn’t the best idea.

When she asked me to RSVP for +1 at a wedding this summer:

Well if all goes well, your availability will be up in the air.