My daughter and I went to the grocery store yesterday, and we were amazed by the quality of the produce. We spoke with the Department Manager and offered to buy all of their Romaine
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Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!π
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I donβt usually go grocery shopping, so when my mom asked to buy lettuce, I had to tell myself to romaine calm
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Lettuce Romaine Calm
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︎ Jun 27 2019
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Pandemic Puns
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Thereβs another bacterial salad outbreak...
Yet lettuce romaine calm π€¦π»ββοΈ
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Ran out of toilet paper today. Weβre now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
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︎ Aug 07 2019
My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.
Itβs like Iβve never seen herbivore.
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︎ May 18 2020
Hear about the romaine lettuce recall?
Everyone was "tossing their salads"!
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︎ Nov 21 2018
What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...
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︎ Nov 21 2018
2018: the year we saw the fall of the romaine empire
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︎ Nov 22 2018
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
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︎ Nov 24 2018
What do you call leftover lettuce?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Romaine Calm
Romaine calm. The government did not Caesar vegetables. They will lettuce know what's going on soon. That's salad o' panic over what may be just a coincidence. If it's a false alarm somebody's going to get a dressing down. E. Coli like I see it.*
*So many puns in such bad taste. Too Soonβ’?
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︎ Nov 22 2018
Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here
But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon
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︎ Nov 16 2020
How do you write "lettuce" in Romaine numerals?
I think it's something with CDC, but I'm not positive.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
When in Romaine...
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︎ Nov 26 2018
Poor guy
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︎ Sep 26 2019
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, Iβm here for the carrots.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What type of lettuce do skeletons use for their salads?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What do you call a chicken looking at romaine lettuce?
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︎ Mar 07 2016
Rome(aine)
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︎ Dec 27 2019
What do you call leftover salad?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
I keep asking people what LGBTQ stands for
Bur I never get a straight answer
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︎ Jul 19 2019
This poor creature hit an iceberg ...
https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg
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︎ May 26 2020
Iβve been having to use lettuce as TP since the Covid craziness
The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Stay safe kids,
Dad
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︎ Mar 29 2020
The grocery stores are bare right now besides some greens.
Only the lettuce romaine.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad
But there was none Romaine-ing
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I donβt usually go grocery shopping, so when my kid asked to buy lettuce
I had to tell myself to romaine calm
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︎ Feb 24 2020
If all the ice melts, is it just berg lettuce??
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︎ May 05 2019
Co-worker makes these, thought you guys would enjoy them
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︎ Nov 15 2018
Scientists are saying salads are soon to be a thing of the past.
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︎ Jan 13 2020
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever β€οΈ
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︎ Aug 09 2019
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Why did the lettuce get arrested?
It couldn't Romain silent!
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︎ Jun 13 2019
I hate it when salad bars are a mess.
The produce should romaine in their own containers.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Titanicβs Sous Chef: βWill this iceberg lettuce float by without harming us?β
Executive Chef: βWell, that romaines to be seen.β
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Is it ok to eat salad?
It romaines unanswered...
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︎ Nov 29 2018
Is it safe to eat Salad yet?
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︎ Nov 23 2018
Why did the head of lettuce refuse to speak to the police?
It knew it had the right to romaine silent.
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︎ Jul 23 2018
Iβm really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg
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︎ Mar 16 2020
I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....
I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Ran out of toilet paper and am now wiping with lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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︎ May 05 2020
Hear about Massive lettuce recall?
I think everyone should Romaine calm.
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