Itβs like Iβve never seen herbivore.
Romaine calm, Iβm here for the carrots.
Human Romaines
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg
Everyone was "tossing their salads"!
The romaine-der
Lettuce pray.....
https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg
Romaine calm. The government did not Caesar vegetables. They will lettuce know what's going on soon. That's salad o' panic over what may be just a coincidence. If it's a false alarm somebody's going to get a dressing down. E. Coli like I see it.*
*So many puns in such bad taste. Too Soonβ’?
I think it's something with CDC, but I'm not positive.
donβt eat the lettuce.
The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen. Stay safe kids, Dad
Bur I never get a straight answer
Only the lettuce romaine.
Chicken Ceaser Salad
I had to tell myself to romaine calm
But there was none Romaine-ing
Lettuce Romaine calm.
A romaine Catholic priest.
The produce should romaine in their own containers.
You will Romaine in my heart forever β€οΈ
It couldn't Romain silent!
Executive Chef: βWell, that romaines to be seen.β
It romaines unanswered...
Romaine's to be seen
It knew it had the right to romaine silent.
Romain-ia
Nothing romained.
Romaines to be seen.
All they got was Human Romaines.
until none romaine
Romaine calm, Iβll go back to the store.
But lettuce romaine calm.
Lettuce romaine!
You take a heart of romaine and add 23 knives!
the romaine empire
Romaine calm
I asked him "Oh, is that all that romaines?"
Was a well dressed romaine.
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
I think everyone should Romaine calm.
i was looking for the lettuce but there was none romaining
